I can see myself doing the splits with ease.... do they come with a padded bustle accessory?
That would make a lovely image depicted on a Christmas card, clutching your little grey muff.
I like going to the Roller Derby, although I don't think I could stand up in skates anymore.
Ms Quotes and I are here to break your fall.
These skate stabilisers are just what you need.
I could do with a pair of them at the moment. I love the little Castor wheel on the heel... tho i suspect i'd spend most of my time flat on my back with legs akimbo...
Oh good, no more pushing my grandma around in a wheelchair anymore.