Thursday, 23 December 2010

Fanny Cradock Cooks For Christmas



Watch Fanny in action. You won't be able to take your eyes off her eyebrows!

She was the Queen of the TV chefs back in the 60s and 70s, a serial bigamist and a formidable bitch.

Gordon Ramsey once described Fanny as "His fantasy date"!

"She had mad glittering eyes, the face of a supercilious horse, the maquillage of a French clown and demeanour of a woman in constant search of an argument."

All Hail Fanny.



May all your Croute Forestier turn out looking like Fanny's.

9 comments:

  1. "She had mad glittering eyes, the face of a supercilious horse, the maquillage of a French clown and demeanour of a woman in constant search of an argument."

    Sounds like a drag queen!

    LOOKS like a drag queen!

    Is that fanny’s fanny on the platter with crust and something green sprouting from it?

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  2. Yes it is, after receiving an Alabama hot pocket from Johnny, he must have eaten a dodgy curry the night before.

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  3. Fuck... Fanny's Fabulous. Where do I get one?

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  4. "A bit of but tah" You're right, I love her. I wonder what his name was before the operation?

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  5. My Mum had a thing about the Galloping Gourmet, but wasn't keen on Fanny.
    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
    SXXX

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  6. That Alabama hot pocket put me off southern cooking.

    Happy Christmas, Miss Mitzi!

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  7. "You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Butter On Your Knife!"

    Fanny is an acquired taste, so they say.

    And the same to you Mago.

    It'll be like shagging a colostomy bag. Dirty pigs!

    Happy Christmas to you too MJ.

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