Thursday, 30 September 2010

Adult Nursery


My name is Julia, I am 54 and three quarters. I live in Brighton. I have a cat called Fluffy and he's a very nice cat. I don't like boys they tease me and make me cry and they smell. My bestest friend in the whole wide world is Charlotte we go out to play and she lets me look down her pants. My granny died I was sad I cried and cried the vicar put her in the ground there was ham sadwiches and sausage rolls and cake and crisps.

Be an adult baby here.

12 comments:

  1. He looks remarkably like Infomaniac bitch Piggy.

    Sadly, our wee Pigster is in hospital with pneumonia.

    How I wish he were here to thump me for posting this.

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  2. It's uncanny! Is he an adult baby too? Come to nanna Mitzi Piggy, she'll kiss it better.

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  3. I'll enjoy pointing this post out to him when he's back home.

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  4. What a lovely big girl he's grown into.

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  5. "I wear lacy panties and half to sit down to wee-wee"

    You know I love this. When will we see Mitzi the adult baby and her crinoline skirt collection?

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  6. Regretfully, I'll never get to show Piggy this post nor remind him of the pic I Photoshopped of him as an adult baby.

    I'm just grateful he was part of my life.

    I wish you could have known him.

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  7. Mitzi's done a whoopsy in her nappy and wants Ayem8y to change her.

    "Change me Ayem8y, change me!"

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  8. It's heartbreaking and especially sad to see someone go at such a young age. I would have enjoyed some of Piggy's banter on here, but alas it wasn't to be. Like lesbianism and marmite I'm an acquired taste. The next time I'm in Barnsley as a sign of respect, I'll pay a visit to The Cuntry Kitchen cafe and have a cherry scone.

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  9. *steadies camera for AyeM8y/Mitzi nappy changing session*

    I don't want to read anything in the papers about you "Sconing".

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  10. LIGHTS, MJ, ACTION,

    *Leans over enormous crib reaches for fresh nappy and says in a singsong voice, “Come to Uncle Ayem8y…Who’s been a naughty Mitzi? Yes she has…yes she has…Does widdle biddy Mitzi want her passy? Yes she does…yes she does…*

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  11. Talcum her bottom, AyeM8y!

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