Santa doesn't mind the strawberry blonde ones, he's just not so keen on the pink eyelids, the mottled skin tones and the beady gimlet eyes like the pig off the Amityville horror film. No Santa doesn't love ginger children he dispises them. Away away with you now you nasty little boy before I feed you to the lesbians.
Santa loves ginger kids?
ReplyDeleteSurely that must be a typo.
Santa doesn't mind the strawberry blonde ones, he's just not so keen on the pink eyelids, the mottled skin tones and the beady gimlet eyes like the pig off the Amityville horror film. No Santa doesn't love ginger children he dispises them. Away away with you now you nasty little boy before I feed you to the lesbians.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say! I mean, strawberry blonde kids tend to grow out of the red, so there's that winning point.
ReplyDeleteI am not ginger.
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Where is the Banzai post?! I loved Banzai.
My oldest nephew is a strawberry blonde, more strawberry than blonde but we never call him ginger to his face.
ReplyDeleteThe video kept stopping and starting Scarlet. It was the one about the chicken and the balloons.