I've been tagged by the wonderful Mr Peenee and his premium meme.
Can you read a person's blog and assess their personality traits? Write seven of your personality traits which emerge from within your blog posts, or something like that.
I'm a typical Taurean, like Mr Peenee I'm also very lazy, and I have a fearsome temper when roused.
And one short spell therein he read:
It had much of glamour might;
Could make a ladye seem a knight;
The cobwebs on a dungeon wall
Seem tapestry in lordly hall;
A nut-shell seem a gilded barge,
A sheeling [a shepherd's hut] seem a palace large,
And youth seem age, and age seem youth:
All was delusion, nought was truth.
The Lay Of The Last Minstrel By Sir Walter Scott
I'm unsentimental to the point of social awkwardness.
Some of us were born with the word slapper running through us like the letters in a stick of rock It's in our genes and it's not our fault if we prefer picking up men in bars to housework.
Morals (of an alley cat)
Quite frankly, it's not worth having any especially if you're in your mid-30's seize what's on offer and have no second thoughts. Life's like a bath house you can root around looking for "The one" and never find him, or you can grab something cheap and cheerful from the sling room instead, forget your principles nail up your conscience and get out and take what's yours. Remember you're a long time dead.
Thank Christ For Tea
I always start my blog writing/reading with a nice cup of tea, none of that herbal rubbish. I like my tea strong with a splash of milk and 2 sweetex. I had flu a few months ago and my friend Judy Drench came over to nurse me as Carmen was out working the streets. "How do you like your tea?" she called from the kitchen. " Strong and in my cat mug" I called back. Minutes later she arrived stirring the tea in a floral mug saying "Is this the right shade of cat muck you like or would you like more milk. Thick bitch!
The Theme song for my blog
Anyone who has read this post consider yourself tagged too!