tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post6185759240370853634..comments2024-03-27T13:03:48.539+01:00Comments on Clutter From The Gutter: Top Tip For CooksMitzi http://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-16024515725107416262016-01-19T02:41:33.650+01:002016-01-19T02:41:33.650+01:00Had planned smoked salmon for lunch.Might now have...Had planned smoked salmon for lunch.Might now have to reconsider...dinahmowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00052642938090553088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-7372412291576700712016-01-17T17:12:08.106+01:002016-01-17T17:12:08.106+01:00I feel quite queasy now.
SXI feel quite queasy now.<br />SXMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-6146733745601775542016-01-15T01:45:35.566+01:002016-01-15T01:45:35.566+01:00I've banned Carmen from eating Scampi Fries in...I've banned Carmen from eating <a href="http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=scampi+fries&qpvt=scampi+fries&qpvt=scampi+fries&FORM=IGRE" rel="nofollow">Scampi Fries</a> in the house as the smell is absolutely horrendous and the same goes for rollmops, pilchards and sardines. During one of her feeding frenzies on board the Emerald Princess I sat and watched with morbid fascination as she sucked the brains out of a dozen prawns, she had a savage glint in her eyes and only paused from eating to wipe the dribble off her chin.<br /><br />Carmen masturbates furiously over the Quaker Oats man. They are a worry.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-16163052678592287552016-01-14T20:43:45.058+01:002016-01-14T20:43:45.058+01:00PS She frigs herself off every time the Captain Bi...PS She frigs herself off every time the Captain Birdseye advert comes on the TV. She has a fetish for white-bearded men in their seventies. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985003129636389121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-34070712222497580922016-01-14T20:42:47.462+01:002016-01-14T20:42:47.462+01:00I'll order some of this magic formula for Basi...I'll order some of this magic formula for Basil, my maid. She stands, sulking in a corner, with her hands in her knickers, and then when I summon her via the hand-bell, she holds her fingers in front her nose and says "uuuurrrggghhhh.... my hand stinks of fish fingers". Dirty bitch. I'm quite sure your Carmen would never behave in such a disgusting fashion, no?<br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985003129636389121noreply@blogger.com