tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post4301426002116979547..comments2024-03-27T13:03:48.539+01:00Comments on Clutter From The Gutter: A Boring DreamMitzi http://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-70451027557201811642008-09-18T17:18:00.000+02:002008-09-18T17:18:00.000+02:00You are not alone with the dementia, this morning ...You are not alone with the dementia, this morning I went to the bread bin, no bread! later when I opened the fridge, there it was... next to the furniture polish!Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-74350168702051777492008-09-18T14:38:00.000+02:002008-09-18T14:38:00.000+02:00... Neuropathy, oh and as of Monday... officially ...... Neuropathy, oh and as of Monday... officially going deaf, I think that's it... 'course I'm probably forgetting something, but that's like early onset dementia or Alzhimers... <BR/><BR/>When I say I'm a "70-something old lady in the body of a 30-something gay man." so help me god, I commit to it!Sean Newburyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00225654348725130295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-33097062896587476242008-09-18T00:04:00.000+02:002008-09-18T00:04:00.000+02:00Ye Gods Kitty! anything else?Ye Gods Kitty! anything else?Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-31511022454416280292008-09-17T18:07:00.000+02:002008-09-17T18:07:00.000+02:00I wonder what reaction will I get from my high cho...I wonder what reaction will I get from my high cholesterol?!Sean Newburyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00225654348725130295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-14081517888909179152008-09-17T16:40:00.000+02:002008-09-17T16:40:00.000+02:00Kitty you are teasing me with your diabetes!Kitty you are teasing me with your diabetes!Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-65924789064334031112008-09-17T15:09:00.000+02:002008-09-17T15:09:00.000+02:00I'm not sure there's anything animal in doritos......I'm not sure there's anything animal in doritos... mostly chemical and corn... but now I'm gonna hafta read the damn label! <BR/><BR/>Diabetic Chocolate?!?!? why the fuck bother?! If I'm gonna eat a scrummy yummy chocolate I want the full on diabetic rush and blurred vision asnd loss of 15 mins of my lifespan, thank you very much indeed!Sean Newburyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00225654348725130295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-46048303132634863162008-09-16T23:25:00.000+02:002008-09-16T23:25:00.000+02:00I would have to pass on the Hot Wings / Blue Chees...I would have to pass on the Hot Wings / Blue Cheese combo, no animal proteins for me. But I will try the Doritos I'll try anything just so I don't dream of being a druge again. Before I gave up the dairy I was quite fond of diabetic chocolate as it made me shit through the eye of a needle and felt less guilty.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-83889299253973362622008-09-16T22:06:00.000+02:002008-09-16T22:06:00.000+02:00why 10?:- well I choose the Hot Wings / Blue Chees...why 10?:<BR/><BR/>- well I choose the Hot Wings / Blue Cheese combo which have a tendancy to leave a lasting impression on your breath<BR/><BR/>- I'm diabetic and shouldn't be eating that shite to begie with especially just before bed<BR/><BR/>- and well, 10 seems to be the magical minimum consumption to ensure some terribly depraved nocturnal enterainment. I swear, it never fails!<BR/><BR/><BR/>- - -<BR/><BR/>...besides, I fear what a full bag would induce... but feel free to experiment...Sean Newburyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00225654348725130295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-78131642073509811092008-09-16T17:31:00.000+02:002008-09-16T17:31:00.000+02:00lol why 10 Doritos and not a bag full?lol why 10 Doritos and not a bag full?Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-70612878758738633502008-09-16T04:14:00.000+02:002008-09-16T04:14:00.000+02:00Mitz... eat 10 Doritos just before bed. I promise ...Mitz... eat 10 Doritos just before bed. I promise your dreams will becomes far more enjoyable. Mine are... terribly sexually devient too!Sean Newburyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00225654348725130295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-70900970770665356542008-09-14T23:44:00.000+02:002008-09-14T23:44:00.000+02:00Where can I find a good maid without them pillagin...Where can I find a good maid without them pillaging my best silver wear and china tell me where? I know, how about an indian eunuch? I could have one shipped over from Bangledesh but he/it mustn't have dirty feet and I could pay him/it in beatings! Oh thank you Ayem8y Thank you!Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-44076124245555203572008-09-14T21:19:00.000+02:002008-09-14T21:19:00.000+02:00What’s wrong with you…what’s wrong? Allow me to in...What’s wrong with you…what’s wrong? Allow me to interpret your dream. YOU NEED A MAID! A maid can bilge out floodwaters, cook, clean and warsh your dishes. My dream last night involved me flying while my teeth fell out and I had really really long hair.ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.com