tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post3436156496426855097..comments2024-03-27T13:03:48.539+01:00Comments on Clutter From The Gutter: Apple GranMitzi http://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-7547688830592437462016-10-03T18:52:32.954+02:002016-10-03T18:52:32.954+02:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15034451691253580219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-79539004302396822712016-07-13T01:14:11.883+02:002016-07-13T01:14:11.883+02:00I do too but if it looks crap/cheap, it gets tosse...I do too but if it looks crap/cheap, it gets tossed in the bin or wrapped up in Christmas paper and left anonymously on a neighbour's doorstep. <br /><br />You don't look at the mantelpiece whilst stoking the fire.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-15701757932908582072016-07-13T00:12:45.481+02:002016-07-13T00:12:45.481+02:00You know...I always treasure handmade things and w...You know...I always treasure handmade things and what a lovely and thoughtful gift. Happy Birthday to Carmen, she deserves a half-holiday.<br /><br />This reminds me of a gym teacher I once had that I called "Apple Doll" because he had an unfortunate hatchet face but a fine ass body. ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-56238773740248396952016-07-11T18:35:28.904+02:002016-07-11T18:35:28.904+02:00I've got the head done, but you've never s...I've got the head done, but you've never seen the likes. John Merrick the Elephant Man springs to mind, quite a good likeness really. I placed it on the bottom shelf of the oven when I was doing oven chips. It's now on a sunny window sill getting more and more puckered by the hour but sadly it's not dry enough to present it to her tomorrow. I'll give her it at Christmas instead. She'll have to make do with a shiny new 50 pence piece in a card, wreckless I know but there you go. Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-25795195943786607502016-07-11T18:18:41.794+02:002016-07-11T18:18:41.794+02:00"Treat her like a queen. Fashion a crown for ..."Treat her like a queen. Fashion a crown for her from a half ton block of Cheddar"<br /><br />I've never heard the likes!<br /><br />Why keep a dog and bark yourself?Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-33781878951995412072016-07-11T18:16:25.747+02:002016-07-11T18:16:25.747+02:00and cheap too!and cheap too!Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-34223753397246158292016-07-11T18:15:09.398+02:002016-07-11T18:15:09.398+02:00I could slice the melon in half, length ways, scoo...I could slice the melon in half, length ways, scoop out the flesh and blend it with the vodka, place it in the freezer for a few hours for a nice refreshing granita, but alcohol doesn't freeze very well, does it? I know, I'll make her a nice jelly instead.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-47804739675857557192016-07-11T12:26:00.875+02:002016-07-11T12:26:00.875+02:00There are tears of wonder I my eyes or they could ...There are tears of wonder I my eyes or they could be from joy felt on Carmen's behalf. I never thought the present of 2014 could be topped. xx<br />Ivy Blackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11514980482704825331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-31764701264404628832016-07-10T03:13:02.829+02:002016-07-10T03:13:02.829+02:00Treat her like a queen.
Fashion a crown for her f...Treat her like a queen.<br /><br />Fashion a crown for her from a half ton block of <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2vq743r/" rel="nofollow">Cheddar</a>.<br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-58014878906161620622016-07-10T02:42:17.959+02:002016-07-10T02:42:17.959+02:00Happy Birthday to young wisp-of-a-thing Carmen!
N...Happy Birthday to young wisp-of-a-thing Carmen!<br /><br />Nice arty gift idea that doubles as a survival food supply!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-69860056385416100662016-07-10T00:55:47.923+02:002016-07-10T00:55:47.923+02:00I think you might have to go upmarket and fashion ...I think you might have to go upmarket and fashion something out of a watermelon. Add some vodka, after all this is what is known as a BIG birthday.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.com