tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post1953912334991453975..comments2024-03-27T13:03:48.539+01:00Comments on Clutter From The Gutter: Lauren Harries - I am a WomanMitzi http://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-33507231323555602142014-12-17T20:17:22.041+01:002014-12-17T20:17:22.041+01:00Mitzi, I watched that video link of Lauren in the ...Mitzi, I watched that video link of Lauren in the car park, and I couldn't believe what I saw. It was shocking: Lauren getting into the boot - yes, the boot - of a Smart car, and some very sinister old man, of the Max Clifford genre, about to whisk her away to God Knows Where. And what the hell has she done to her hair? It looks like she stuck her fingers in the electric socket. The woman needs a stylist... and an optician judging by the men she is sleeping with!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985003129636389121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-12083581606223262552014-12-17T17:12:12.361+01:002014-12-17T17:12:12.361+01:00I wonder if Russell was the first to break her sea...I wonder if Russell was the first to break her seal. She's never been the same since. Now she hangs around morrisons <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLndFiL8kXo" rel="nofollow">carpark</a> hoping to get picked up by strange men. *purses lips*Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-39358438013158558282014-12-17T16:53:52.431+01:002014-12-17T16:53:52.431+01:00Sadly not Fanny, it's not being released til J...Sadly not Fanny, it's not being released til January 11th otherwise she would have given Cliff Richard a run for his money, that's for sure. I hope the release of her forthcoming single means that there is an album in the pipeline featuring her 2013 unforgettable song <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTs1xQX6RBI" rel="nofollow">All Dressed Up</a> as performed in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Adele sang the James Bond theme for Skyfall but guess who is rumoured to be singing the theme to the new Bond film Spectre next year? Yes, it's Lauren!Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-9907029176765022062014-12-17T14:38:25.183+01:002014-12-17T14:38:25.183+01:00I suppose the other question is..... Do you think ...I suppose the other question is..... Do you think Lauren Harries I Am A Woman will make it to the Christmas No 1 spot in the music charts? And knock Cliff Richards' new balld, I Am A Man, into 2nd place? The music-buying population are fickle....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985003129636389121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-82403383929700052282014-12-17T14:05:30.942+01:002014-12-17T14:05:30.942+01:00Lauren Harries is endlessly fascinating.
Yes, q...Lauren Harries is endlessly fascinating. <br /><br />Yes, quite right. Russell Brand refuted the allegation: "I didn't have it off with the antiques kid off Wogan" and that Lauren's claims "are as fraudulent as her evaluation of Ming vases on Wogan".<br /><br />Ah, bless... the loving couple, in denial.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985003129636389121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-3924015422990661752014-12-16T16:54:37.460+01:002014-12-16T16:54:37.460+01:00I wonder if they are the same backup dancers Aliso...I wonder if they are the same backup dancers Alison Moyet and Vince Clarke used for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upstairs_at_Eric%27s" rel="nofollow">upstairs at Eric's</a> I must say, they have aged well.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-11677558561818865742014-12-16T16:50:18.463+01:002014-12-16T16:50:18.463+01:00To which he denies vehemently.To which he denies vehemently.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-4868394049465142662014-12-16T16:47:50.816+01:002014-12-16T16:47:50.816+01:00If you squint at the screen she looks a bit like B...If you squint at the screen she looks a bit like Bonnie Tyler. James was also fascinating with his little dickie, but I much prefer Lauren. It's the type of dreadful tune they have spouting off in B&M Bargains. If she got rid of the 0- 0:30 bit and the awful saxophone noise it wouldn't be half as bad. She does bleat on as if she's the first transgendered person in history.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-23822460550498928142014-12-16T16:37:48.654+01:002014-12-16T16:37:48.654+01:00I agree Mago..; I think.I agree Mago..; I think.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-9866344760437747322014-12-16T16:37:15.636+01:002014-12-16T16:37:15.636+01:00I can't imagine the two of them at it. Though ...I can't imagine the two of them at it. Though it is easy to imagine Julian Clary heavy with mud child Lauren.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-19071807613687366772014-12-16T13:50:10.031+01:002014-12-16T13:50:10.031+01:00Well, I like her backup dancers. Oh, wait... neve...Well, I like her backup dancers. Oh, wait... never mindjasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-87394449709607686562014-12-16T11:22:53.663+01:002014-12-16T11:22:53.663+01:00Did you know that Lauren Harries bedded Russell Br...Did you know that Lauren Harries bedded <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUN8N4HBl60" rel="nofollow">Russell Brand</a>?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985003129636389121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-85531926887529690672014-12-16T11:20:36.114+01:002014-12-16T11:20:36.114+01:00Looks a bit like Bonnie Tyler in some shots... sou...Looks a bit like Bonnie Tyler in some shots... sounds like the Pet Shop Boys. It would make good elevator music. Lauren is fascinating, isn't she? Have a listen to this<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN50rGRXvfI" rel="nofollow">Poetry by Lauren</a> <br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985003129636389121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-34833245032841527202014-12-15T17:03:49.540+01:002014-12-15T17:03:49.540+01:00... aua. ... <i>aua</i>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-18981397692544972952014-12-15T10:11:16.321+01:002014-12-15T10:11:16.321+01:00She's like Boy George and Julian Clary's l...She's like Boy George and Julian Clary's lost love child. Shame her balls dropped before the snip and tuck... She'd have been a lovely soprano....Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-16399963567264765752014-12-14T18:03:59.943+01:002014-12-14T18:03:59.943+01:00Love the Queen Victoria look at the start, the cho...Love the Queen Victoria look at the start, the chorus was quite catchy, reminded me a bit of the Pet Shop Boys. The coveted nil point if she entered Eurovision which would be lovely.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-84664484066597620702014-12-14T17:51:34.270+01:002014-12-14T17:51:34.270+01:00"Call me a car cwash call me a fweek." L..."Call me a car cwash call me a fweek." Lauren probably had it done for free on the NHS, they will fit you with a fanny, I'm not sure if they provide tits or not, but sadly, no facial feminization surgery as that is considered cosmetic. So what we see on the streets are strange looking men, left in limbo, wearing pinafore dresses and court shoes. Lauren is considered a 'stunner' especially 'up north'Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-20476437126498318272014-12-14T17:50:12.512+01:002014-12-14T17:50:12.512+01:00You would have thought somebody would have had a q...You would have thought somebody would have had a quiet word with her.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-86437262976496714422014-12-14T16:53:27.402+01:002014-12-14T16:53:27.402+01:00Fucking hell. My ears are bleeding.
Thinking about...Fucking hell. My ears are bleeding.<br />Thinking about it though, it's a damn shame Wogan doesn't do Eurovision these days. Lauren could do a turn and revisit the Wogan years before he ripped the piss out of her. xIvy Blackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11514980482704825331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-46524471127118122982014-12-14T11:47:57.416+01:002014-12-14T11:47:57.416+01:00Lauren sweetheart if you're gonna do this I th...Lauren sweetheart if you're gonna do this I think it essential that you be able to sing!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17612061207324079036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3804785011549023838.post-17843293266937655032014-12-14T05:29:59.132+01:002014-12-14T05:29:59.132+01:00What on earth language is that supposed to be? Di...What on earth language is that supposed to be? Did she learn the whole thing phonetically? And she should really look into getting her money back from what ever "surgeon" wielded the axe.mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com