Monday 11 June 2018

Earthquake

I'm still feeling a bit rattled after Saturday night's earthquake. No major damage to report except for one or two petals had dropped off my beautiful cut peonies. 

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  1. Can you glue it back on?
    Apologies, but I got distracted by the penis pocket trousers at The Daily Mirror.
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    1. What about the hair raising vagina wigs?

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  2. P.S New Header! And Dinah's old lady on your sideboard!
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    1. That was the artwork above my bed at the hotel I was staying at in Sitges. Love the old lady's spectacle chain very Dr Evadne Hinge esque.

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  3. Did the ants survive? I've never seen a peony without an ant.

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    1. No ants on the peonies but my iris' are crawling with them.

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  4. Mitzi, I think you just saved seven quid - you have your own peonies pocket!

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    1. That's the maid's birthday present sorted, shame it's not yellow in colour.

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  5. File with some agency or the other claiming you've been traumatized. and keep filing until they give in and pay you just to shut you up.

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    1. Go to Just Giving and look for Emergency peonies for Mitzi fund.

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  6. Are you sure it was an earthquake and not an alien invasion? That's what I thought the one ten years ago was. Plus, it's a well known fact (in certain circles) that aliens despise peonies. The barbarians!

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  7. The Invasion of the Peony Snatchers!

    Sadly, I missed the last earthquake, I came home a week later to find some of my ornaments askew.

    At first I thought it was my maid of all work Carmen turning over in bed until she came trudging into my room looking wan saying 'We've got a poltergeist, m'pot dog has moved on it's own' I was just going to get out the Ouija board to put my mind at rest, when I got a phone call from a friend asking if I had felt it trembling, I said no, not recently, then I realised he meant the house, he had felt it too.

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  8. First, Swansea. Now Grimsby. When will the devastation ever end? Jx

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