Sunday 17 April 2016

He Has Risen

Spotted at Abingdon Street market, Ronnie Corbett.


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  1. He looks like he eats baby birds, whole.

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    1. He is actually a she... it's true! She's waiting for a bowl of cream of vegetable soup so she can dunk her baby birds in it.

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  2. That's a bit pricey of an egg custard. Wiltshire Farm Foods prices I think.xx

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    1. *Cackles* at Wiltshire Farm Foods. Do you think the queen orders that shite for her corgis? After 2pm Trellis Bistro do a cream tea special for two all for £3.75 yes £3.75! Served with a cheery 'There you go love' Blackpool's equivalent to 'Bon appetite'.

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  3. I bet she's been annoying the staff by asking for P's.
    Sx

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    1. I bet she's been annoying the staff at hardware asking for 'four candles, andles for forks'

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  4. I wonder if her blackberry is still frozen...

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    1. Yes, judging by the look on her face, though it might thaw a little when she gets something hot inside her.

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  5. " so with style and grace, I showed him the place where the Colonel could put the shot~"

    Jolly good likeness!

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    1. It's uncanny! I'm not familiar with the quote, is it from the Two Ronnies?

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  6. Does Abingdon Street Market offer incontinence products? I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. Is your 'friend' tenapausal? I didn't see any incontinence products but I did see a device for stretching ear lobes.

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  7. How about a side of mushy peas?

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    1. Ah northerners caviar. I must point out that I don't normally dine in those types of catering establishments. After traipsing around Blackpool in the biting wind for hours on end any port in a storm would do, I was choked for a cup of tea. It had a food hygiene rating of 4 which is good.

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