Wednesday 24 June 2015

Fascinating Aida - Dogging

Dogging
[ ˈdɒgɪŋ ]
NOUN
The saucy behaviour of watching or engaging in exhibitionist sexual activity in a public place, usually late at night in a supermarket carpark or on the A1079 Beverley Road, between York and Hull, there is a layby approx 5 miles from Beverely on the York side, after the turn off for Cherry Burton. Its very concealed from the road and well hidden by trees etc. So I'm told.
 

Posted by at

8 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet24 June 2015 at 17:54

    You're a treat for any passer-by out jogging :-)
    I recall taking the dog out and seeing a van bouncing up and down in the carpark, the windows were all steamed up though.
    Sx

    ReplyDelete
  2. The Mistress26 June 2015 at 04:17

    I once read a news item that said, "A rural hotspot, known for dogging, is being targeted by police following complaints about naked gay men seen 'frolicking' in woodland at West Bretton"

    Frolicking is a lovely euphemism.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Mitzi 26 June 2015 at 16:30

      Folk are much more giddier in that part of Yorkshire. It is a lovely euphemism, lambs spring to mind for some reason.

      Delete
  3. Princess26 June 2015 at 16:37

    does she do a rendition of "frigging in the rigging"

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Mitzi 29 June 2015 at 01:08

      Sadly not Princess, it would be unladylike of them to sing bawdry sea shanties.

      Delete
  4. Unknown3 July 2015 at 13:06

    "So I'm told"?

    Mitzi, you shrinking wallflower. If I was you, I'd get myself up to that layby double-quick. As you'll know, I love fannying around at laybys and picnic sites. They are the best place to spot rare woodpeckers, and the odd badger too, and if there is water, you might even see a beaver. I love bending over the picnic table in just my burlesque pink and pearl corset and peeking through my binoculars. I have been thinking of writing to The Really Wild Show to ask Chis Packham if he would accompany me to one of these sights and see what happens.

    You remember Chris Packham, right? Blonde hunk with a slight lisp, indicative of 'other' persuasions.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Mitzi 4 July 2015 at 14:23

    Do I remember Chris Packham? I lost my virginity to him! Well, not him exactly it was to a chupa chup lolly. I was watching Chris on The Really Wild Show at the time and something strange came over me and I started frigging myself furiously with the Chupa Chup, then Terry Nutall came on and I lost all interest so I pulled it out and gave it to the dog to eat.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)