Happy Valentines (if somewhat belated) to you too, Mitzi. May it be a sweet and sticky day for you, may you get doted on, and wined and dined, and showed off on somebody's arm, and then taken back home and shagged senseless by a bronzed Adonis with rippling muscles, wearing black leather chaps and chains. And may your maid of all work, Carmen, be forced to waych whilst wearing her Hannibal Lecter-style chastity belt for 30 days and 30 nights, as punishment for her indiscretions. xx
Happy Valentines!
ReplyDeleteBloody love this! I could do with the lead singers frock and my maid needs to dress as a sailor more often.xx
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines (if somewhat belated) to you too, Mitzi. May it be a sweet and sticky day for you, may you get doted on, and wined and dined, and showed off on somebody's arm, and then taken back home and shagged senseless by a bronzed Adonis with rippling muscles, wearing black leather chaps and chains. And may your maid of all work, Carmen, be forced to waych whilst wearing her Hannibal Lecter-style chastity belt for 30 days and 30 nights, as punishment for her indiscretions. xx
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