Tuesday, 9 December 2014

Pamper Your Mimsy With Lux


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  1. I'm going to need a bigger bar.

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  2. Have you tried Femfresh - 'expert care for down there' ?

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  3. Kebab soap? Really? I've seen boozed-up men in town clamouring for kebabs late at night.. I wonder if there's a connection.

    I love the captions at the top: "Her: I hope he noshes my box tonight. Him: I hope she's scrubbed her twat". Words that could almost have been plucked from a Barbara Cartland novel.

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    1. "Chlamydia-Rose was powerless to resist, his eyes bored into hers like tungsten carbide tipped masonry drill bits. Take me, Champignon. Take me now, I'm fizzing at the clopper thanks to my daily wash with kebab soap." The Butcher's Kiss by Barbara Cartland Beautiful!

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