Sunday 21 December 2014

Mein Doppelgänger

I often get stopped on the street by complete strangers, telling me how much of a dead ringer I am for a young Deborah Harry. It can be a bit of an embarrassment sometimes, especially when there's half a dozen or more camera phones pointed in my direction when I'm stood in the queue at Aldi's clutching bottles of Ballycastle Irish country cream and cheap gin. 


I can't see any resemblance to her at all. What do you think?




7 comments:

  1. �� Ooo ooo ooo whoa ��

    I'm just hoping that Carmen is a skilled bodyguard!

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    1. PS: Those ��s were music notes until I hit Publish. ???

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    2. Heart of glass n'est ce pas? I can read music but only treble clef notes and some chords, clef bass notes are still a mystery to me.

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  2. I think Mitzi is hotter.. but Deborah Harry was a babe in her time, too.

    Regarding shopping at Aldi, avoid their Brussel sprouts. Belladonna gobbled down a handful of buttered Brussel sprouts last Christmas Day, thinking they were some green-coloured, exotic chocolate. Half an hour later, she exploded... from both ends. A year on, I've only just managed to remove the greeny-brown stains from my antique napkinware.

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    1. You're very kind to say so, yes Deborah was a sexbomb in her time now sadly defused.

      Maids are strange aren't they? On holiday in Sitges Carmen made some cheese and tomato sandwiches, the daft bitch only used Sharon fruit instead of tomatoes, I thought they tasted a bit odd

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  3. Yer right, absolutely no likeliness. And Ms Harry isn't ginger.

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  4. My avatar picture of Miss Cissy Meldrum, that's a relief. I thought for a split second you'd been spying on me through a chink in the bedroom curtains. I usually get ready for bed around 11:30pm if anyone's interested!

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