Thanks for the link LX. I haven't seen this film in years.
Excellent. Team it with a Centurion's helmet with a big brush on it and I could sufffle along and get the clag off the artex as well as the floor.x
With a Ken Dodd tickling stick in each hand, job done!
There is a certain gentleman who lives in Harrow-on-the-Hill who would pay you to wear those shoes and walk all over his naked body. His name is Ernest. He keeps bees.
I've met his type before. Ernest is he the vicar at St Mary's church?