Saturday, 15 November 2014

Back Soon!

As you wait with bated breath for my return, here's a nice picture of a doorknob.


  1. I think that handle would welcome a firm grip.

  2. I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

    American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

    This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.


  3. Oh my! What an exquisite doorknob. Belladonna, my Russian ex-maid, used to love touching doorknobs. I thought it was part of her OCD behaviour, but now I realise she was probably thinking of your picture.

    Speaking of household scrubbers, have you witnessed your maid, Carmen, standing on a stool, trying to insert that doorknob into any of her bodily orifices? Tut-tut.