Tuesday 28 October 2014

Forever Autumn

I really love this time of year.

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  1. You see! This is what I saw at MJ's the other day!
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  2. You saw big hairy mushrooms, I saw a mare's arse. We should get ourselves over to Specsavers.

    I haven't been able to eat mushrooms since sampling that truffle omelette in Cala D'or.

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  3. This is exactly why I love a good old yomp in the woods.x

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    1. It's been a few years since I last had a yomp in the woods, It was in Sitges if I remember rightly.

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  4. Cut, roast in butter, remember truffle, spit.

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    1. Then writhe around on the kitchen floor in agony with a numb tongue and an unbearable itching sensation all over my body as I lose consciousness.

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  5. I love foraging for fungi in the forests.

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  6. Q: Why did the Fungi leave the party? A: There wasn't mushroom.
    Q: Why did the Mushroom get invited to all the parties? A: 'Cuz he's a fungi!
    Q: Why do Toadstools grow so close together? A: They don't need Mushroom.
    Q: What would a mushroom car say? A: Shroom shroom!

    A mushroom, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives. The mushroom said my life sucks, when I get big and fat they cut me up and cook me. The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar. The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out!




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    1. Tears are running down my legs, especially the one about the penis.

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