You see! This is what I saw at MJ's the other day! Sx
You saw big hairy mushrooms, I saw a mare's arse. We should get ourselves over to Specsavers.I haven't been able to eat mushrooms since sampling that truffle omelette in Cala D'or.
This is exactly why I love a good old yomp in the woods.x
It's been a few years since I last had a yomp in the woods, It was in Sitges if I remember rightly.
Cut, roast in butter, remember truffle, spit.
Then writhe around on the kitchen floor in agony with a numb tongue and an unbearable itching sensation all over my body as I lose consciousness.
I love foraging for fungi in the forests.
Q: Why did the Fungi leave the party? A: There wasn't mushroom. Q: Why did the Mushroom get invited to all the parties? A: 'Cuz he's a fungi! Q: Why do Toadstools grow so close together? A: They don't need Mushroom. Q: What would a mushroom car say? A: Shroom shroom!A mushroom, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives. The mushroom said my life sucks, when I get big and fat they cut me up and cook me. The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar. The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out!
Tears are running down my legs, especially the one about the penis.