That's about right. Saw a family of five of the fattest humans I've seen all sporting Ingerlund shirts coming out of a Costa the other day. I felt so proud that a tear came to my jaded eye.x
You see lots of copiously skeletoned people on the street wearing sports gear, I suppose a walk to Greggs is physically demanding.
I have always believed that your maid of no work, Carmen, would make a superb pin-up girl for the World Cup. Please ask Carmen to wear one of those wonderful Carlsberg-emblazoned stretchy tops as worn by Miss England.
Fanny that is Carmen on her day orff. When she is on duty she likes to wear a silver boob tube and heliotrope hot pants underneath her pinny of servitude oh and red moon boots.
I'm shock, her choice of fashions make her sound like a right whore. I take it Carmen did not complete her education at an exclusive Swiss Finishing School? X
She's bringing sexy back! Carmen attended the Unité de sécurité de Saint Catherine Pour Les Filles Capricieux in Paris. It was the same finishing school that Princess Anne went to.
Does Carmen fancy a long weekend in Budapest?
How do the DO it ?
I don't know Mago, perhaps they dip her in flour and look for a wet patch.
Vicky Pollard has really let herself go.
She's Yorkshire's answer to Marilyn Monroe/Jane MacDonald
Marilyn Monroe? Or Marilyn Manson?
I love Vicky Pollard. Yeh but no but. No, honestly I do. Pink shellsuits makes me moist between the thighs
This lady isn't really fat, she is simply returning from a trip to Lidl with her weekly shopping stuffed up her top. The English are a resourceful breed if nothing else.Sx
Stop making excuses for her Scarlet. Though it does look like she's got a couple of frozen turkeys stuffed up there.