She doesn't sweep anymore, since I bought her a cordless mini vac for Christmas, she even uses it in the garden to suck up the cobwebs. It has to be seen to believed.
Who can resist the allure of the British beach with it's bone chilling waters, even in the height of summer you risk hypothermia and the unwanted flotsam from the sewage discharge pipes. I'm not one for British beaches, but I do like a stroll along the prom, prom, prom.
I actually love this idea.
ReplyDeleteI don't like the idea of traipsing paraphernalia with me to prop up the four corners though.
DeleteBrilliant! Should save Carmen a lot of sweeping!
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't sweep anymore, since I bought her a cordless mini vac for Christmas, she even uses it in the garden to suck up the cobwebs. It has to be seen to believed.
DeleteI'm trying to be cynical, but this is a bloody brilliant idea on the quiet! Would keep the sand out of the salmon paste sarnies.xx
ReplyDeleteBut would it stop you from being mobbed, pecked and shat on by pesky seagulls whilst enjoying a cone of chips?
DeleteIt's like your own little beach compound. All you need now is a muscley doorman to keep the riff raft at bay.
ReplyDeleteMy maid of all work Carmen is great at keeping away undesirables, she also makes an ideal windbreak.
DeleteDarling Mitzi:
ReplyDeleteA lovely idea; we should not be seen dead on a beach!!
Who can resist the allure of the British beach with it's bone chilling waters, even in the height of summer you risk hypothermia and the unwanted flotsam from the sewage discharge pipes. I'm not one for British beaches, but I do like a stroll along the prom, prom, prom.
DeleteA blow up dinghy may do the job as well... plus if you fell asleep sunbathing you wouldn't drown when the tide came in.
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I can see cum-stains on that orange mattress!
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