Hello Darling Mitzi:What puzzles us is why anyone would choose to become engaged to Gail Platt in the first, or come to that second, instance. Surely we are talking monsters here?!!
It always amazes me when I see so many handsome men around town that squire women I can only describe as having lovely personalities, and just like Gail once they have a ring on their finger and it's all legal, they drop their lovely personality act and turn into embittered witches and harridans. No wonder so many men nowadays prefer their spinach wilted!
Sod Gail. There's Elsie! A proper woman, ring or no ring.x
Elsie was the siren of the street. With the exception of Gail, all were proper, no nonsense women, unlike the simmpering idiots that are in it today.
I've always fantasised about Gail's ring. Few men have been up there, I'm sure, apart from Brain Tilsley and look what happened to him, chuck.
"Gail Platt's tits" is one of the most commonly Googled phrases that leads to my blog.