I'm thinking they'll lose their damage deposit.
"Time to succeed Granny""Succeed my arse young Harry... Your old Gran still rules the waves... Now push me faster before your father and Grandad beat us back home..."
Prince Harry... he is so dashing... he can sit on my face, any day. As for the Queen, I do wish the people of this country would evict her from Buckinghamshire Palace and move her somewhere more fitting, such as a flat above a fish 'n' chip shop in Dagenham (a sprawling sinkhole estate in East London).
In the cackle inducing novel The Queen And I by Sue Townsend that is exactly what happens, except she doesn't live above a fish n chip shop.