Monday, 16 September 2013
Damn Them All!
Posted by Mitzi
I hid a bit of chocolate biscuit between my ornaments to see how long it would take my maid of all work Carmen to find it. It's been there for two days now!
I lost my temper with Carmen this morning, she had been busy in the garden, pruning, she kept coming in and out of the house leaving the back door wide open each time. "FOR FUCKS SAKE, WERE YOU BORN IN A FIELD?" As it turns out, she was. I can't say too much on here, because you never know who's reading, but she has agreed to go on a four hour speed awareness course, which allows motorists caught speeding to pay between £60-100 so as not to be issued with three penalty points on their licence. Damn those pesky revenue raising speed cameras, damn them all!