Saturday, 27 April 2013

Princess Reality Meme

Photograph courtesy of MJ
The lovely Princess over at Palais de Steff has nominated me to do one of those meme things. I thought memes went out with The Dooleys and chenille tablecloths, but apparently not.

1. If you could change one thing in your life, what would it be?
Absolutely nothing! Next!

2. If you could repeat any age... Which would it be?
I will be 19 again in May. I'm changing my age by deed pole. I can't wait to have never felt younger or fitter for the second time. I was a ravishing beauty when I was 19 (by Yorkshire standards) and used my stunning looks to good effect by making myself available for gang bangs behind the bus depot.

3. What really scares you?
Carmen's driving.

4. If you could become someone else for the day... Who would you be?
I would love to be Liz Windsor for the day. Out would go the Queen's boring dresses, coats and hats and in would come sexy new garments in leopard prints and black leather giving the Queen a sizzling new look, and with Queen Mitzi on the throne they'd be no stopping her. However, I won't have much time to go queening about as I'll be too busy indoors, robbing the place blind. But I'll make time to bare all for the lads with some saucy snaps. 


  1. 3. Is Carmen allowed to drive the new hybrid Mitzimobile?

  2. Yes, Carmen does the majority of the driving, I just use it occasionally to nip to the shops, dogging etc.

  3. Nbr. 4 seems to have all the elements of a sound plan to me.

  4. Oh I love your answers! I do agree the queenie is in need of some fashion help and change. Meanwhile where did you find the lovely picture of Mistress Mj above sitting, showing her foundation garment? It's one of her better shots.

    1. You're just jealous, Mistress Maddie.

      I crushed that Coke can with my incredibly toned thighs.

  5. I see you shaved, Mitzi.

  6. Thanks for sharing the laughs Mitzi, You'd give old betty a rub ... I mean a run... a run for her money... Who knows? You might get lucky with a rub from the greek prince...

    I appreciate your time in answering...

    I always wondered why there was such a comotion among the lads out back of the bus depot....