Wednesday 3 April 2013

Mitzi's New Horseless Carriage

After 21 years of driving a manual car, Mitzi has gone automatic and hybrid. In a press conference held at The Secret Garden cafe in Beverley, she told reporters and to anyone who would listen that she will never go back to using that "stick thing" again, then she began to tuck into a jam and cream scone.

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  1. But the clutch and stick shift are my daily workout. Be careful don't to spill cream on the upholstery or people will think you made a pretty mess.

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    1. But having one leg free allows One to sit in the cross legged position in style of Noel Coward and Kenneth Williams.

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  2. Smart move!
    Just be careful reversing.
    Sx

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    1. I've had a few scarem moments at the start, like when I was in a traffic queue, I took my foot of the brake and it started to creep forward on it's own accord, narrowly missing the car in front by an inch! When in reverse a little video screen pops up so you're able to see whats behind you without having to crane One's neck.

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  3. P.S Those flower buds look so rude.
    Sx

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  4. You are a star
    in a reasonably-priced car!

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  5. It was the free road tax and the 75 mpg that seduced me into buying one.

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