Tuesday 9 April 2013

Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead


Following the news of Maggie's death, Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead from The Wizard Of Oz is currently at number 5 in the itunes top 10. Maggie has only been in hell for a day. Lets hope it can get to number 1. Yes, let the joyous news be spread. The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!

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  1. I hope it goes to number 1. I've been singing it all day!xx

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    1. It's quite catchy, I hope it gets radio airplay.

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  2. Here's a version from 1967 (before your time, I'm sure!).

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    1. It won't let me play it LX and yes it was very much before my time. I was born in the 70s.

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  3. I've just taken another look on itunes, it's at number 2 now.

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  4. Well, rats! Let's try a couple more links: one another

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    1. Rats indeed! They have both been blocked due to copyright grounds.

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  5. Am I the only one who will miss Maggie Thatch? I shed a single tear when I heard the news, it rolled down my cheek and smeared my electric-blue mascara.

    I thought Maggie Thatch was rather good in "Night of the Living Dong", "Raiders of the Lost Ass", and my all-time favourite, "Sex, Lies and Middle-Age Rape". And as for her appearance in "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: Gangbang Edition", I'm utterly surprised she didn't win an Oscar or BARFta for her eclectic performance.

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    1. Do you mean Maggie Snatch the porn queen with that Prime Minister next door look? She was in unforgettable classics such as U-Turn Me On If You Want To, Maggie Maggie Maggie In! In! In!, Yes! Yes! Yes! and who could forget her incredible performance in Behind Number 10 (angry anal gang bang) and that thing she did with Humprey the cat. She now resides at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles.

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  6. I've been humming the tune for several days now. But, I have to give it to the old Iron Trap. At least back in the day when you were evil you looked evil. Nowadays it's harder to tell. A friend of mine overheard me complaining about an asshole, she said, "Why complain about just one? EVERYBODY'S AN ASSHOLE!" I'm beginning to believe her.

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  7. I was fortunate enough to attend Margaret Thatcher's funeral on Wednesday. As a mark of solemn respect and one last final middle-fingered salute to the Iron Lady, I jumped out in front of the funeral procession and did a double hand-stand with no knickers on. May she rust in peace! x

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