Whatever it was, sent them to an early grave.
Shame he never reached 69!
My burlesque name would be Mardy von Bitch, but maybe Oral von Love is chippier. Take the von out and it could be my porn name. God, I'll be busy.xx
That sounds a bit of a mouthful, I'd stick to Ivy Black it rolls off the tongue better.
Does Fanny have a twin sister, "Anal?"
That's her cousin, "Brown" is her twin sister's name.
So... That's why I haven't had a good head job since the late forties...
Well, at least you have got all that sewing to occupy youself with. If needs must, you could always hold a sceance for "Oral Love".
A friend of Tooth Decay?
and probably herpes too.