Wednesday 16 January 2013

What Your Skirt Length Says about You



I fall somewhere between 'slut' and 'asking for it'. I always thought a slut was a woman who doesn't wash her nets often enough and leaves the milk bottle out on the kitchen table.

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  1. Are kilts available in slut length? I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. Yes, tell your friend he may purchase one from here

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  2. I fall somewhere around the cheeky area because my cheeks have fallen that low. Soon they'll be in the flirty range.

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    1. Ayem8y, clench your naked buttocks and look at them in the mirror, the sight will make you weep!

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  3. Hello Mitzi:
    Prudish....now why do we think that would come as no surprise?!!! With those legs, however, nothing more than flirty would do!!!

    As for the dictionary definition of slut....surely it has to do with eating peas with one's knife doesn't it?

    Happy New Year to you, dearest Mitzi. May 2013 be joyously flirty and skirty!!!

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    1. Did you know Jane and Lance, that some people, when dining, hold their knives as if they are holding a pen? It's true! I've seen them doing it in Morrison's cafe.

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    2. Again, no surprise there! But 'Morrison's Café? Is it the North's answer to Maxim's?!!

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    3. I have an elderly relative I take once a week to the supermarket or "giving Alice an airing". She insists on Morrison's and looks forward to using the cafe there where she enjoys the house special:

      Morue pâte à frire
      Pomme frittes
      Concassé de petits pois
      Pain et beurre et une théière de thé

      All served with a cheery "There you go, love" (Morrison's answer to "Bon apetite") by the lovely Julie or Samantha, so very Northern it makes One shudder. I just have a cup of tea.

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    4. I have noticed in Germany that the server almost always wishes one a "Bon Appétit," whether in a modest currywurst stand, a cafe, or a fancy restaurant.

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    5. I had a pub lunch the other day, when the waiter arrived with the food he said "Ere get that down your screech!" Reminiscent of Alex the waiter in Eat The Rich.

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  4. I am proper, but this only when I bother to wear a skirt.
    Sx

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  5. Beyond matronly...Margaret Rutherford in fact.
    x

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  6. Get your ankles out for the lads Maggie!

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  7. It's a great topic of discussion, Mitzi! Skirt length? Oh, I don't wear skirts. Not what most people would call skirts, anyway. More like a micro-bikini after my recent visit to Rio de Janeiro where it's all the rage on Ipanema and Copacabana beaches. Doesn't quite have the same effect when I walk into my local Lidl or Aldi wearing only a pink fur coat and a Naughty Nurse ruffled silk bikini-bottom. But I also tried your "clench your naked buttocks and look at them in the mirror, the sight will make you weep!" recommendation: I was able to crack a few walnuts between my buttocks; the walnuts were left over from Christmas and were gathering dust. Someone stole the expensive Mother-of-Pearl walnut crackers! Fanny xxx

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  8. I'm actually past "Whore" and into "Bits Flasher".

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