Thank goodness the snow has all gone, my maid of all work, Carmen, refused to drive in such "treacherous weather conditions" bloody coward! So I have been forced to drive. It was either that or use public transport, the last time I rode the bus was in 2008 (when the car was in service) and I didn't fancy repeating the shocking experience thank you very much. I remember sitting next to a woman wearing gore-tex and horror of horrors she was trying to strike up a conversation! can you imagine that dear readers?
Overheard today in Home Bargains:
Vulgar woman: Excuse me mate, d'yer ave any gob wash?
Menial: First aisle, next to the toothpastes.
Mitzi to Menial: Opposite the toothpastes is where she'll find the soap!
Also overheard in Morrison's Cafe a young mother telling her son that it's not "what" it's "pardon" Oh dear, I thought.