Tuesday 11 December 2012

Top Tip - Council House After Dinner Mints


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  1. Brilliant! If I ever have company over, I'm going to try this!

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    1. You really know how to spoil your dinnerguests.

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  2. She could have at least put each slice on a toothpick for easy handling. That's what I do.
    Sx

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    1. Similar to the cheese and pineapple hedgehog that was so popular at 1970s buffets.

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  3. Does she also recommend making fizzy drinks with denture tablets?

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  4. Fantastic. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's my guests stinking breath. Now I won't have to fuck them off at the door after I've taken their bottle of Lambrini.x

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    1. Babycham £2 a large bottle in Iceland! Some people's breath, honestly, makes me feel sick. I like to graciously thank my dinner guests by kissing them on their cheeks popping their diamond earrings into my mouth during the process.

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    2. Pop a Trebor extra strong mint up there for peace of mind. Whatever will they think up next, a pill that turns your shit into gold, wait! Oh no! they have . This must be a joke.

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  5. Is she crazy? That kind of toothpaste costs $8.00 here in the states.

    She could swipe a couple cans of Play-Doh from the Council Daycare then soak'em with a few menthol flavored cigarette butts from the ashcan.

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