Brilliant! If I ever have company over, I'm going to try this!
You really know how to spoil your dinnerguests.
She could have at least put each slice on a toothpick for easy handling. That's what I do.Sx
Similar to the cheese and pineapple hedgehog that was so popular at 1970s buffets.
Does she also recommend making fizzy drinks with denture tablets?
*Cackles* at denture tablets.
Fantastic. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's my guests stinking breath. Now I won't have to fuck them off at the door after I've taken their bottle of Lambrini.x
Speaking of that minty clean feeling…
Babycham £2 a large bottle in Iceland! Some people's breath, honestly, makes me feel sick. I like to graciously thank my dinner guests by kissing them on their cheeks popping their diamond earrings into my mouth during the process.
Pop a Trebor extra strong mint up there for peace of mind. Whatever will they think up next, a pill that turns your shit into gold, wait! Oh no! they have . This must be a joke.
Is she crazy? That kind of toothpaste costs $8.00 here in the states. She could swipe a couple cans of Play-Doh from the Council Daycare then soak'em with a few menthol flavored cigarette butts from the ashcan.