Too late for me Debs. I'm aiming for elderly and ballsy instead!x
I think Debbie has had a change of heart too.
Uh, I wasn't pretty when I was young...
You must have been a beautiful baby You must have been a wonderful child ...
Hello Mitzi:We feel that we have already passed the 'young' barrier......so perhaps we now need to be frozen in time until the secret of eternal youth is found? Unless you already know the secret that is?!!
You're as old as the man (or woman) you feel. honk! honk! Botox works beautifully for lines on the forehead it flattens and smooths them away and gives the eye area a bit of a lift too. Also good for crows feet.Have you tried Collyre bleu eye drops? It's like putting blue ink into your eye but this stuff makes the whites of your eyes glow! It's probably made from the same stuff that granny used to dip her nets in.I used to be a big fan of Gordon Moore's toothpaste, it would dye the gums red so your teeth would look whiter. It's making a comback as Diament Rouge!
There is an alternative you know...like meeting a vampire or a werewolf in an ally or a moor. Or perhaps the fountain of youth which by the way is purported to be Ponce DeLeon Springs about an hour away from here. There's also black magic, elixirs, potions and plastic surgery.Of course Marilyn's method works best. Just look what it did for Jean Harlow, she never aged a day after her death.
Reincarnation is another option. Have you seen Macaulay Culkin lately? if you scroll down further to the national enquirer, there's a picture of Kirstie Alley too!
They've blocked the video from Canadians.
It's probably for the best.