Thursday, 10 May 2012

Pam... Would you?


Club singer Pam Shaw is ready to lose her virginity at the age of 70! But she isn't looking for just anyone, high maintenance Pam is looking for a millionaire to sweep her off her feet and into her boudoir. Good Luck ! Read more here

Don't be left on the shelf like Pam, here's some handy hints to help you bag that lad:

When travelling on a bus or train and a gentleman offers you his seat, don't be shy, politely refuse, then smile and sit on his knee, you could be in for a bumpy ride!

Go for a swim still wearing your stockings and suspenders, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow of the life guard, then pretend to have cramp in the deep end.

There is an endless supply of men just a phone call away, if you're choosy about your men just select numbers from the yellow pages instead. Can you smell gas? Better be safe than sorry, ring the gas board and get them to send round a hunky engineer.


Write explicit messages on saucy postcards and send them to yourself, the postman will think you're a bit of a goer and he'll be knocking on your door to deliver your letters in person.


If you're overweight, lose pounds by not eating anything until you're really slim and attractive.


Remember if you don't get that man someone else will!

12 comments:

  1. Thanks for the tips! I have "a friend" who needs all the help he can get!

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    1. Would "Your Friend" fancy his chances with Pam?

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  2. I read that she opened for Engleburt Humperdick...sorry dink..I can't imagine why she is still a virgin. I always thought that one glance from Engleburt and you could say goodbye to yer hymen.
    x

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    1. She also opened for Ken Dodd and not so much as a whoo whoo from his tickling stick.

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  3. Hello Mitzi:
    Too late, too late....!!!!!!

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    1. About half a century too late.

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  4. The Sun articles says she's appeared on "Shameless."

    I'll keep my eye open for her as I've only just purchased the box set DVD...thanks to YOU turning me onto it.

    That's right...I owe "Shameless" AND "Benidorm" all to you.

    And now Pam Shaw!

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  5. It's a pity Veronica and Kev aren't in it anymore. Do you have hellhole places like that in Canada? I can't get enough of Benidorm.

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    1. We don't hold a candle to you here in The Colonies.

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    2. I'm swelling with pride.

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  6. There's not enough money in the world that could make me knock the dust off that pussy.

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    1. I couldn't either, not even a light fingering, she was on telly this morning, dressed like a whore and talking about her frigidity.

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