I must go examine my toast to see if she's popped up over here.
Anne Widdecombe once sprung out of my two slot spring action mechanism toaster a few years back, she tasted quite delicious.
Not Myra, but her victims are always popping up during my Ouija board seances and sometimes on milk cartons.BTW I like the new banner picture,Who's a pretty parakeet...yes she is...yes she is.
Hello Mitzi:Now, this is precisely why we never venture into the kitchen......who knows what ghastly horrors lurk there......we have heard tell that there is a cooker in there somewhere but we are too scared to look!!!!
Do you have an Aga, the Marilyn Monroe of the cooker world? Unfortunately, I don't have a Marilyn it's more of a Diana Dors circa 1983. Carmen, my maid is a slave to her, producing scones and an array of baked products from her sultry depths.
Yikes! Looks like there's a black panther there, too!
I see it too, just above her head.
It would have been properly chilling if she'd walked out of it.I quite often get Charles Bronson's face appear in the grease on my cooker...
It makes a change from Jesus showing up on a damp patch on the ceiling or the virgin Mary inside a potato.