Wednesday, 4 April 2012

I'm So Beautiful...Women Hate Me!



Borderline old boiler and journalist Samantha Brick writes a hilarious piece in the Daily Mail about why women hate her. Her arrogance is breathtaking. Read here and gasp.

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  1. Hello Mitzi:
    Unbelievable!! Such arrogance!! We are gasping, as though there is no tomorrow.

    That said, should we really be even half conscious of the existence of the Daily Mail which, in our view, is representative of condensed [and not so condensed here] potted trash fit for the Readers' Digest [if such still exists in today's world]?

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    1. Reader's Digest can be found in doctor's surgeries and NHS hospitals throughout the UK, along with other gossipy magazines such as Take A Break, Bella and Best.

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  2. Yes, I have just read her reply to the backlash. I am still gasping. Like a fish... which isn't a good look, to be honest.
    Sx

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    1. Do you need a nebuliser Scarlet?

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  3. I read this in the week and laughed my tits off! I don't hate her becasue she is so pretty...I can't stand her 'cos she's a twat. If she looked like Liz Taylor, I'd understand.

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    1. Deborah Harry was a beautiful woman as was Kate Bush and Olive from On The Buses, but this woman wouldn't look out of place selling pastries at Greggs. Laughable.

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  4. Just goes to show that most people can pick out the slapper in the crowd and ply her with grog! Except perhaps the frenchman!

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    1. Sounds like my typical night out, except instead of fine champagne, I'm usually plied with lager.

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  5. I know what she means! I suffer a lot of the same rejections, due to being hideously ugly!

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    1. I don't believe that for a minute, perhaps when you were a small child someone in the playground called you ugly (like they do) and you've grown up thinking you really are.

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    2. Do ones looks really matter when one fluffs pillows and IT consults so extraordinarily?

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  7. Should Page 3 glamour model and award-winning journalist Samantha Brick be celebrated for her literary genius, her flawless prose and her extraordinary physical beauty? Absolutely not. It was only when I took a look at her photograph before it had had three weeks of extensive Photoshop surgery, that I realised the stark truth: she has a face like a milkman's round — long and dreary.

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