May I hump your stump?
Feel free to hump away MJ.
Hello Mitzi:Well, this all seems like 'armless fun to us!!!!Happy Weekend!
That was offally good JL, with a bit of gristle and sinew thrown in.
[the sound of one hand clapping]
Thank you LX I do like a warm hand upon my entrance.
I'd prefer to be hit on the head with the bottle of brandy before the procedure thanks all the same!
So you want to be legless, Princess?Ha!!!!!!!!I'm here all day.
But you won't have a leg to stand on!
Ghastly! but arousingly so...A friend was dating two fellows named Jim. One was an amputee. I inquired, "Are you still dating Jim?", he said, "Jim with one leg or two..."
I know what you mean AyeM8y. My old Granny had two friends called Margaret, one she called 'Divvy Margaret' and the other 'Withered hand Margaret.
I'd like that as a poster in my kitchen...
Honestly, what's with dragging your boyfriend into all this? what kid of nance can't do his own cutwork?
Well, I for one, am glad to see that one is supposed to wear a cravat during the surgery. Propriety, after all!
Have you buggered off to Gran Canaria again?
What MJ said.Have you fallen out of the window again? Has your house been flooded again?