Thursday 2 February 2012

Celery The Colon Toothbrush



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  1. Now that's cause for Celebration!
    with it being the Infomaniac year of the arse and all...

    Just leave the celery out of my Bloody Mary... thanks

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  2. I will never look at a stalk the same again.

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  3. No way you ram that fuking stick in my colon!

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  4. @Princess: Celebration or Celerybration?

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  5. And it has a handy little built in brush.

    *Pilfers through Mitzi's vegetable crisper, noshes on carrots and cucumbers while looking for celery*

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  6. It'll be wise to rinse the vaseline off the cucumber first Ayem8y.

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  7. This worries me for some vague, undefinable reason. Thanks. Now I have EXISTENTIAL ANGST.

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  8. Greetings Rad and FirstNation.You're like me FirstNation I'm a martyr to existential angst too and me flanges.

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