Wikipedia can always be relied apon for the cold hard truth.Sx
Another winner in the Advent series!
Shrink, baby, shrink ...
You know she's heard "It's just better with the lights off" more than once in her poor, sad life.
Beer goggles make hounds look like foxes. Only visible to pissed up men. I've worn beer goggles before now. Earlier this year, in a bar in Gran Canaria, after having a few scoops too many, I had a little frisson with a Dolph Lundgren look-a-like, the next day when I was stone cold sobre, he looked nothing like Dolph, but had an uncanny resemblance to Charlie Chuck much to my horror.
You're lucky you didn't wake up with a "Cockgobbler" tattoo.