Monday 18 July 2011

The Green Door Competition



Green door what's that secret you're keeping? Well that's what you have to find out! You need to unlock the extrasensory power of your mind to open up The Green Door and find out who or what is lurking there! The winner will have a choice, a talking book, Frenchman's Creek by Daphne Du Maurier on three cds and read by the lovely John Nettles or Paulo Coelho's first major book The Pilgrimage or Birds of a feather DVD series 1. So get scrying now!



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14 comments:

  1. Hello Mitzi:
    As long term Sloane Rangers, a green door can only mean one thing.....the entrance to the Gateways Club. Ah, those were the days!

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  2. According to Google: 72 minutes of - Adult Drama in 1973 (UK) Users: 6.0/10 (986 votes) 18 reviews.
    I hope this helps. And that I win something.
    Sx

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  3. "Green is always a great choice for the front door since it's a color that is said to represent balance, peace, compassion, growth, renewal, and harmony."

    Since it's all the things she's not and all the things she strives to be...I'm guessing that this is the front door of Madonna's place.

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  4. Sadly not Jane and Lance, unfortunately I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth, to be honest, it was a tin-opener. However, I do have a friend who's ex-palace staff, he can't say much because of the gagging order, but after a few scoops of his favourite tipple (Gin and Dubonnet) his tongue starts to loosen and the stories I've heard. Ye Gods!

    Sorry Scarlet, I don't know what you're on about.

    It's not a "Whose door is this" competition Ayem8y but who or what is lurking behind it.

    Sadly not XL but a good guess.

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  5. The “Who or What” part is intriguing. It suggests something like Pete Burns might be hiding out behind that green door of a recovery station for his addiction to plastic surgery, drugs, self-mutilation and trans-formations. Or it hides hideous amounts of rubbish and trails of trash that might topple over and kill someone. “The Green Door Hoarders”. Maybe it belongs to a famous animal movie star or it is the door to some sort of agency that specializes in “Green Technology”. Is it a perverse sexual or 17th century grisly hospital operating room museum? Were there ever serial killings that went on behind it? Is it a portal to another dimension? A witches coven?
    It’s like twenty questions. Please keep ticking off the wrong guesses and allude to the more correct ones.

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  6. No not Pete Burns.

    But you are touching cloth!

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  7. Touching cloth makes me think it is a place where colonics are performed. Is it some sort of fat lady retreat? Oh sorry that was politically incorrect…I meant to say some sort of fat lady spa. The unlocking of extrasensory bit makes me think it is a haunted place or a place of séance and or paranormal activity?

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  8. The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts?

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  9. There's an old piano and it's playing hot behind the green door...

    Don't know what their doing, but they laugh a lot behind the green door

    wish they'd let me in so I could find out what's behind the green door.

    I guess Joe's behind the green door... Smoking lots of dope...laughing his tits off and playing the piano....

    And poor little Shakinis stood outside missing out on his share of the spliff...

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  10. Touching cloth I thought, would be a great name for Princess's clothing repair and alteration shop. You're very shrewd Ayem8y, yes it place where colonics are performed but in the more traditional way.
    It's not rubbish
    A famous hollywood animal star
    Not an operating room
    No serial killers

    Not the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts.

    It's not Joe, Shakin Stevens and it's not Rosemary Clooney either.

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  11. Hmm, traditional colonics.

    It's a sling and fisting parlor!

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  12. No not a sling and fisting parlour.

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  13. I'll give you a clue: It's a badly photoshopped picture of a Coronation street character doing something in a traditional colonic parlour at the Rovers Return.

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