I'm a bit moist.
Could Debbie help me with this week's lotto numbers?
Who punched her in the eye?
I'm dry at the moment MJ but they could be a slight chance of a damp patch later on.Sadly not XL do you think I'll be sat here in the arse hole of England if she could do that? I'll be in St Tropez scoffing vol-u-vents on a yacht.No Princess, Debbie has a drink problem hence the rummy eyes and the boozers nose.
Sunny and warm... but a little humid in the Netheralnds.Sx
...well I messed that up..*Netherlands.
I feel Debbie would be blue for the past month where I live. Sunny everyday and no threat of rain or moisture. My grass is crunchy but I have a speedo tan line.
Mitzi... I have a little something for you....
I've won haven't I? I've won a hip flask for having the best looking frock! Eat your gussets out bitches!
Oh I see *sniff sniff*
HIPPODAMUS? cult time!!
Dear MitziSend me your Postal Address Darling and I'll send you your "Appalling" prize.My contact details are HERE