By bending a charity letter at one end and applying a little pressure, it is possible to extract the free pen without opening it and subjecting yourself to all that guilt.
Dear Mitzi, I have received a packet of Christmas cards in the mail allegedly painted by people with no arms or legs. That hold the brush in their mouth. They say I can keep them if I send money... What should I do?
Princess, I've been receiving those creepy cards for years, every year without fail, they once had the nerve to send me a festive porcelain disc to hang on my tree and demand money for it, I must owe them thousands. Don't worry they're not going to sue you for something you didn't order because they know they don't have a leg to stand on! You don't have to buy them and you most certainly don't have to return them. The emotional blackmailing cunts, it's like chugging but through your letterbox.
Sent it to Prague! They started a collection for their poor prez ...
ReplyDeletePresident Klaus has beautiful manners, he maybe a pen thief but he always leaves a note of thanks inside the presentation box.
ReplyDeleteI noticed it's Germany's annual office chair race. Now that looks fun!
You're so clever. Do you have any suggestions for what to do about those pesky emails from Nigeria offering zillions of dollars?
ReplyDeleteYes I do Ayem8y but first you must provide me with the following information:
ReplyDelete1) Your Full Name/Address
(2) Your Private Telephone/fax Number.
(3)Your Full Account Details.
A{BANK ACCOUNT:
B}BANK NAME:
C}BANK ADDRESS
D}BENEFICIARY OF NAME:
E}SWIFT CODE NO:
I love coming here for your helpful hints.
ReplyDeleteDear Mitzi,
ReplyDeleteI have received a packet of Christmas cards in the mail allegedly painted by people with no arms or legs. That hold the brush in their mouth.
They say I can keep them if I send money... What should I do?
ps. Most of them look crap!
Princess, I've been receiving those creepy cards for years, every year without fail, they once had the nerve to send me a festive porcelain disc to hang on my tree and demand money for it, I must owe them thousands. Don't worry they're not going to sue you for something you didn't order because they know they don't have a leg to stand on! You don't have to buy them and you most certainly don't have to return them. The emotional blackmailing cunts, it's like chugging but through your letterbox.
ReplyDeleteWhat are they going to do if you don't cough up? Chase you down?
ReplyDeleteMiss Scarlet is doing Crème Egg readings!
ReplyDeleteSo without further ado shell we crack on over to Scarlets and dip in?
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