Thursday 13 January 2011

Council House Eclairs




Have you ever been invited to a friend's house for a cuppa and been served their leftovers disguised as a tea time treat?... No? Well I have this afternoon, when I made a visit to my friend Fanny "Would you like a cream puff renaissance with your cuppa Mitzi dear? she asked proffering a plate of choux buns under my nose "I made them myself". They did look very impressive from a distance but close to I realised they were just Yorkshire puddings dipped in chocolate and filled with whipped cream, the fucking lazy cow! and I bet they were Aunt Bessie's!

7 comments:

  1. I have been served salted peanuts with the salt licked off... seriously.
    Sx

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  2. Too much salt is bad for you anyway, but you need to get even, the shavings from a pedi-egg looks exactly like parmesan cheese doesn't it? Invite this person round and make them something to eat which requires parmesan cheese! failing that break wind into a pringle tube and ask the victim if they have tried the new "curry" flavour!

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  3. Once as a child I went to a party with my parents and the family had an old black maid. Everybody had them back in the day, (mine was Alberta and she taught me how to dress myself), anyway the family maid Effie was asked to crack some pecans so off she went with the bowl of pecans into the kitchen. She finally came back with the cracked pecans what seemed like an hour. Everyone sampled the pecans and later the host said to Effie, “It took you a while to crack those pecans” to which Effie replied, “Yes sir and my jaw sure is sore from doing it” The lady that had her hand in the bowl at the moment dropped her handful immediately.

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  4. *Lets out a shriek of horror* I think I would have fainted.

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  5. kabuki never lets friends serve food. always dine out, thats the best way. if they want to help out kabuki lets them pay

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  6. I would never accept food from someone named Fanny lest it contain fanny batter.

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  7. After coffee and brandy say that you're just nipping to the toilet, then do a runner!

    Fanny by name and not by nature, this Fanny has got a cock!

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