Have you ever been invited to a friend's house for a cuppa and been served their leftovers disguised as a tea time treat?... No? Well I have this afternoon, when I made a visit to my friend Fanny "Would you like a cream puff renaissance with your cuppa Mitzi dear? she asked proffering a plate of choux buns under my nose "I made them myself". They did look very impressive from a distance but close to I realised they were just Yorkshire puddings dipped in chocolate and filled with whipped cream, the fucking lazy cow! and I bet they were Aunt Bessie's!