Monday, 7 June 2010

A Breath Of Fresh Air

If you foul the air in someone else's bathroom, disguise the smell by lighting a match and setting fire to the hand towels.


6 comments:

  1. ...and use the curtains for drying your hands.
    Sx

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  2. "Drying your hands" Is that a southern custom? Do what I do, sit down (facing cistern) with a riveting book and wait until it's dries, then you can easily flake it off using your nail. Saves £££ on toilet paper and all that messing around with soap and water.

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  3. Surely your s*it doesn't stink?

    You're like the Queen, aren't you?

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  4. You have just broken my dream MJ. My shit smells of lavender and roses, I was refering to the hoi polloi.

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  5. I dreamt I arranged to meet the queen at some seedy little back street pub, because I had some coral earrings to give to her, she thanked me graciously, and before she left I told her that I had some genuine horse hair extentions, if she was interested. Then I woke up.

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