...and use the curtains for drying your hands.Sx
"Drying your hands" Is that a southern custom? Do what I do, sit down (facing cistern) with a riveting book and wait until it's dries, then you can easily flake it off using your nail. Saves £££ on toilet paper and all that messing around with soap and water.
LOL!! What great advice!
Surely your s*it doesn't stink?You're like the Queen, aren't you?
You have just broken my dream MJ. My shit smells of lavender and roses, I was refering to the hoi polloi.
I dreamt I arranged to meet the queen at some seedy little back street pub, because I had some coral earrings to give to her, she thanked me graciously, and before she left I told her that I had some genuine horse hair extentions, if she was interested. Then I woke up.