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We all know that Christmas can be an expensive time of year. But with Hamper Whores, you can make it cheaper by having sex with men. Hamper Whores are Britain's foremost prostitution Christmas Hamper Club. So start tricks today and you and your family could be enjoying one of our fantastic Christmas hampers.
"That you Mitzi, I went on the game last January, and today, I received a wonderful hamper, simply for having emotionless sex with 1000's of anonymous men"
"Legs up" Lucy, Ripon
"The creme de la creme hamper was truly amazing. My rear end now resembles a rusty scone cutter, but it was worth it."
Mrs. Wilson, Shropshire
Don't delay call 08448 111 800 now!
Mrs. Wilson, Shropshire
Don't delay call 08448 111 800 now!
2 comments:
“I finally fucked off the last week of my 52 weeks for The Soho Knee Trembler Special and my knees are a tremblin’ from bending over in my alleyway all the time, but it will all be worth it to see the look on my Mummy’s face when she receives this lovely gift at Christmas.”
Ms. Carmalita Tonguelash, Lubbock, Texas
Thank you Carmalita for purchasing The Soho Knee Trembler and for choosing Whore Hampers. The Hamper has been dispatched and should be with you within 7-10 working girl days. Your mother is a lucky lady, and she'll be thrilled to bits, especially since I have added a special bonus. A box of Wuffle nuts, the fruits of the dingleberry tree which have aphrodisiac qualities! Let the magic of Christmas begin.
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