Sunday 14 September 2008

A Boring Dream


I had an incredibly boring dream last night, I dreamt that I was stood at a sink washing a load of dishes for hours on end, just like the poor cow in the picture. (but much slimmer)That's all I was doing, washing the pots. It was so vivid, I woke up trembling. What's wrong with me?

12 comments:

  1. What’s wrong with you…what’s wrong? Allow me to interpret your dream. YOU NEED A MAID! A maid can bilge out floodwaters, cook, clean and warsh your dishes. My dream last night involved me flying while my teeth fell out and I had really really long hair.

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  2. Where can I find a good maid without them pillaging my best silver wear and china tell me where? I know, how about an indian eunuch? I could have one shipped over from Bangledesh but he/it mustn't have dirty feet and I could pay him/it in beatings! Oh thank you Ayem8y Thank you!

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  3. Mitz... eat 10 Doritos just before bed. I promise your dreams will becomes far more enjoyable. Mine are... terribly sexually devient too!

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  4. lol why 10 Doritos and not a bag full?

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  5. why 10?:

    - well I choose the Hot Wings / Blue Cheese combo which have a tendancy to leave a lasting impression on your breath

    - I'm diabetic and shouldn't be eating that shite to begie with especially just before bed

    - and well, 10 seems to be the magical minimum consumption to ensure some terribly depraved nocturnal enterainment. I swear, it never fails!


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    ...besides, I fear what a full bag would induce... but feel free to experiment...

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  6. I would have to pass on the Hot Wings / Blue Cheese combo, no animal proteins for me. But I will try the Doritos I'll try anything just so I don't dream of being a druge again. Before I gave up the dairy I was quite fond of diabetic chocolate as it made me shit through the eye of a needle and felt less guilty.

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  7. I'm not sure there's anything animal in doritos... mostly chemical and corn... but now I'm gonna hafta read the damn label!

    Diabetic Chocolate?!?!? why the fuck bother?! If I'm gonna eat a scrummy yummy chocolate I want the full on diabetic rush and blurred vision asnd loss of 15 mins of my lifespan, thank you very much indeed!

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  8. Kitty you are teasing me with your diabetes!

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  9. I wonder what reaction will I get from my high cholesterol?!

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  10. Ye Gods Kitty! anything else?

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  11. ... Neuropathy, oh and as of Monday... officially going deaf, I think that's it... 'course I'm probably forgetting something, but that's like early onset dementia or Alzhimers...

    When I say I'm a "70-something old lady in the body of a 30-something gay man." so help me god, I commit to it!

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  12. You are not alone with the dementia, this morning I went to the bread bin, no bread! later when I opened the fridge, there it was... next to the furniture polish!

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